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Friday, November 24th, 2006 (01:01 am)
Title: Culmination
Chapter: 15
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: R
Pairing: Bam/Ryan/Johnny
Warning: Spoilers for Viva La Bam’s Fort Knoxville, Jackass 1 & 2...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 2092
Summary: A follow-up to the branding incident...

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10,
Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14

Though not entirely surprised by his empty room, Ryan’s not shocked that after a full day of being off in talks with MTV that Bam’s not there waiting for him. Upon asking around, however, he’s starts to worry. If Bam’s pissed enough that his antics warranted a call to security… something’s going on.

He barely acknowledge Preston’s greeting in the hallway as he sprints towards Bam’s room. Ryan thinks he’s prepared for anything that Bam could have waiting for him. The shattered lamp and art are expected… the sight of Bam and Johnny wrapped around each other is not. There’s something akin to loss burning within him, but Dunn swallows it quickly before it consumes him. The ever present voice in his mind reminds him that he was the one to push for this to happen.

The scarves still tied to the frame distract Ryan from his thoughts and cause a flash of fear to bounce excitedly through him. His eyes immediately fall to Bam’s wrist. Though still adorned in their usual bangles and bracelets, the skin looks unmarred. Knoxville’s on the other hand, are a different story. Angry red welts jump out at Dunn. Johnny’ll have to wear his wristbands for the next few skits to avoid too many questions.

“Fucking conference call bullshit…” Ryan mutters as he leans over and starts to pick up the glass and debris off the floor. Something went down, and his ignorance may very well lend towards a blow up of unseen proportions. He’s still clueless to the cause of Bam’s outburst and is actually surprised to see the purple skateboard laying next to the door stop. There’s a small dent in the dry wall that looks like it was caused from one of the wheels. An explosion is definitely nearing, and avoiding it may be damn near impossible. Shaking his head, Dunn shuffles over to the recliner in the corner of the room intent on getting some sleep without disturbing the two men. It’s then that he notices the scattered photos and manila folder lying beside the bed.


Bam awakes with a start. When arms tighten around him, he immediately jerks away.

“What’s wrong?” Johnny mumbles face down in his pillow.

“Nothing…” Bam lies badly. But he knew better than to confess the reasons behind his reaction. He foggily collapses back down against Knoxville almost as if seeking comfort from him, but according to his own rules. Johnny wiggles closer but doesn’t attempt to wrap and arm around Bam again.

“Sleep well?” Ryan’s voice is a rumble of silk as he smirks at their tensing backs. It’s as good of time as any to get this show on the road. Better to step up to fate than let it trample your ass.

Knoxville instinctively pets Bam’s hair in an attempt to soothe him. Yet again, Bam jerks away from his tough. Sighing dejectedly, Johnny rolls over and faces Dunn. “Some asshole kept stealing the covers… other than that, like a baby.” He smiles at Ryan just praying his reaction is finally appropriate.

“Would that be the same asshole that tied to you to the bed and fucked… up your wrists?” Dunn tucks the folder between his leg and the arm of the couch. Knoxville’s eyes catch the movement and follow it before he meets Dunn’s gaze. “Bam?” Ryan questions.

Moaning like a child forced to wait for their dinner rather than eat candy beforehand, Bam rolls over and sits up behind Knoxville. “You’re going to disappear and not talk to me until we film again, aren’t you?”

Dunn’s face contorts into a frown as he drags his eyes away from Johnny’s naked bruised torso to look at Bam. “Why would you even think that?!” He asks defensively.

Bowing his head, Bam mumbles. “Last time…”

“Was entirely fucking different…” Ryan can’t help it when his voice raises to practically a yell.

“But…” Bam protests. His bracelets jangle as his hand rubs over the arch of his neck nervously.

“I didn’t leave that time because you slept with Johnny…” Dunn’s whispers. The first bit of possible ammunition slips past his lips. He never would have guessed he’d be the one to start all this shit.

Both men look up at him startled. Knoxville shifts to sit more comfortably on the bed. “Why did you…?”

Ryan meets Bam’s eyes as he answers. “I asked Bam to do something I shouldn’t have…”

Knoxville snorts betraying his own ignorance on the matter. Bam replies by pushing him over on the bed with an obnoxious, “Fuck you, asshole.”

“If you would have shown half the balls you did last night… that whole time would have ended differently.” There’s a flirtatious snarl in Johnny’s voice. He clearly doesn’t see the tensions rising quite yet.

Now Bam’s getting offended. “You fucking wanted to fuck me… how’s that suppose to happen with you being all toppy and shit?”

“I seem to remember suggesting something last night that would have work out…” Johnny leers still unaware.

Knoxville’s obliviousness seemingly contagious, Ryan chuckle at their antics. Neither men hear him. It’s hard for him to not burst out laughing when Bam grabs the nape of Knoxville’s neck and pull him closer. “We do that I’m coming all over your fucking face.”

The statement is that far out there from any perception he’d ever had of Bam up until that point. Dunn’s shocked at the words, but even more so by Johnny’s subsequent actions. Knoxville leans into the grasp on his neck and lashing his tongue out swipes it across Bam’s chin. Ryan’s moaning at the sight before he’s realizes he’s opened his mouth.

Fully aware, now, of their audience’s attention and approval, Bam presses his mouth over Johnny’s as he climbs onto his knees. From this position Knoxville has to stretch up off the bed to meet his lips. Bam knows how the two of them must look and a small part of him wishes he was in Ryan’s spot. Then again the way Johnny’s kissing him, he never wants this to fucking end.

Knoxville reaches up to slither an arm around Bam’s neck only to be stopped by fingers wrapping forcefully around his wrist. “Nuh-uh… no you don’t…” Bam tsks at him. Disappointment and confusion flicker over Johnny’s face.

Ryan’s had enough. “Let him go, Bam.” Blue eyes play up their effect, as Bam draws away from Knoxville pouting. “Now, get over here…”

Still naked, Bam stands and walks over to Dunn’s feet. “What?!” The annoyance in his voice is just barely covered by concern.

Handing him the folder, Ryan watches as doubt paints Bam’s features. “You are… and I quote… way too fucking jealous…”

Gasping in protest, Bam begins to argue. “This is dif…”

“Yeah, Knoxville didn’t stick his tongue down any of these guy’s throats…” Dunn knows he’s bellowing, but he really doesn’t care. Sometime the only thing that gets across to Bam is a raised voice.

“That we know of.” Bam challenges.


“No, I didn’t… Dunn.”

“Bam…” Ryan raises an eyebrow at him. His gaze is steady and unrelenting. There is a lesson here that Bam really needs to walk away with.

“This is different!”

Knowing that particular argument will never be won, Ryan’s moves on. “What’s with the…” He points towards the bed. “Scarves?”

A shy whisper is his only answer. “They made me feel safe…”

“You don’t feel safe around me?!” There’s hurt lacing in and out of Knoxville’s question.

And the second round of ammunition lies at their feet. Bam’s words are lost in the worry creasing his brow. Dunn tries to sooth him. “Shh… baby… I get it. Just.” He sighs. “Do you realize how fucked Johnny’s wrists are?” Knoxville’s on his feet dragging on a pair of boxers, when Ryan walks over do him. “What are you doing?”


“Don’t…” Bam whispers from across the room his back still turned to them.

Dunn tries running his hand up and down Johnny’s shoulder, only to have the man jerk away from him in startling resemblance to Bam’s earlier actions. “Johnny…”

“What, Ryan…” Knoxville throws the pants he was about to pull back on across the bed. “Why do you even care? Shouldn’t you be happy to see me go?”

Ryan’s control over him apparently null and void, Bam turns on Knoxville. “And you wonder why I don’t’ feel safe around you? You… you..” He’s waving his hands around exaggeratedly at him. “You fucking pull the shittiest god-damn pranks on me… not Dunn, Not Ehren, not Pontius… ME. And on fucking top of that the second I let my god-damn guard down… you fuck me and run. I get I now. I’m just another asshole on some fucking list of yours!” Dunn leaves Knoxville’s side at the first sign of this tantrum and inches towards Bam.

Bam’s not having it. “No. Fuck off, Ryan. I’m not gonna calm down. I’m not gonna shut up…. So fuck you.” He turns back to Johnny. “Fine… you win. The ultimate fucking prank. I fucking love you… and all I am is just another cunt to you. Con-fucking-gradulations.” The folder and pictures go flying as Bam throws them. “Fuck anyone you want… I’m not gonna be your slut anymore.”

Both men are staring slack jawed at him by now. And all that Bam wants to do is tear everything up again. Smash the fucking windows this time. Break anything he can get his hands on. He makes a move for the dresser only to be blocked by Ryan. “Get the fuck out of my way.”


“I’m not shitting around here, Dunn.”

“Neither am I. Enough with the bull dog attitude, Margera. Sit your naked ass back down and listen.” Ryan looks over at Johnny. “You too.”

Jaw clenched tight Bam sits stiffly a few feet away from Knoxville on the bed Johnny finally reacts. “Why are you that way with him… but if I so much a pat your shoulder without permission… you freak out on me.”

“Ry knows when to stop… you don’t.”

“Then why…” Knoxville starts only to be interrupted by Dunn.

“I have something to say… and both of you need to shut up and listen.” Ryan pushes his hair out of his face. “Johnny…. If I wanted you gone and had any issues with you being with Bam… you’d know it. And Bam… You say you trust me… then trust me that I’d never let Knoxville hurt you..”

“You aren’t always here.” Bam argues.

“Don’t interrupt me… and hell even if I’m not. Knoxville knows he’ll eventually have to face up to me.”

This time Johnny is the one to disobey. “So that’s it.. You don’t care about me fucking your boyfriend, but if I hurt him you’ll kick my ass…?”

“Damn it, you two… Do I have to spell it out?”

“Yes.” Bam and Knoxville’s voices ring out in harmony. They share a quick, worried glance at one another before returning their attentions to Dunn.

Ryan stomps over to face Johnny. He meets his eyes for but a few seconds before pressing his lips to Knoxville’s with a searing kiss. Praying to any gods that would listen, he puts his heart and soul into it. As soon as his lips leave Johnny’s, he tugs Bam to his chest and repeats the procedure. Just when he has one man clamoring for his touch, he moves to the other until both are clinging to him with need. “I want you both.” He says quietly after finally pulling away. “But there’s some shit you both need to fucking get past…” Dunn backs up a few inches. The white flag of surrender has been raised. All that can be done now is to sit back and wait to see what happens.

Bam looks to Knoxville. His face holds a seriousness usually reserved for Ryan alone. “Promise not to pull any more King Cobra shit on me?”

“I swear it.” Johnny answers quickly… almost desperately.

“Nothing even remotely fucking similar?”

“Bam… I promise.”

“I’m sorry about your wrists…” Bam mumbles dropping his gaze to the bed.

“I’ve had worse…” Knoxville disregards this particular injury just as easily as he has many of his past injuries. “Bam… can I touch you… please?” Glancing over at Dunn, Bam nods. He’s expecting the near fighting touch they’d been sharing. He gasps in shock when Johnny’s fingers trace over his cheek and lips. “Can I kiss you?” Eyes wide, Bam nods again. He weaves his fingers through Ryan’s hand as Knoxville leans forward…

Chapter 16

tude: distracted...
tunes: Embracing Past by Negative
topics: bam, dunn, fic, jackass, knoxville, r, vlb
Joanna Catastropheiamangst on November 24th, 2006 08:30 am (UTC)
Lady Bexodus: Bam Book Worm BWtrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)

Now get your ass back here and leave a real comment!!!

*winks* Heheheh.
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Bradyblueandbrady on November 24th, 2006 09:00 am (UTC)
This story...

I dont know what I want to say. I really don't. I mean Bam, but Dunn, but Johhny, but Bam and Dunn, but Bam and Johnny, but Ryan and Johnny, but I... hmmm....

I made NO sense and I don't make any in my head. Blah, this is so complicated and whatnot and I can't even pick out what I think or an emotion to it.

I am seriously have Johnny issues. He just gets in the way of my happy Dugera. Honestly. LOL. But then I see how you make it work and it's good and all but still. I dunno.

Blah, ignore me. Totally.
Lady Bexodus: Dunn Shocktrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 09:03 am (UTC)
Awww... *pets you*

Would it help if I told you in this that Johnny's wanted by both men... not just someone that Bam or Ry want to fuck on the side... that's what I've been trying to convey...

He leads to happy Dugera... give Knoxville a chance! Seriously!!!

Not gonna ignore you... am going to try my damnedest to convert you... :P
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i feel unusual: pimp!johnnylizziedripping on November 24th, 2006 01:03 pm (UTC)
It would seem a perfect place to resolve and end the story with Ryan admitting he wants them both...but I can't see things being tied up so neatly somehow!

And thank you for your comments on my stories! I'm really glad you liked them :D
Lady Bexodus: Knoxville Frilltrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
Well... it's not the ending... not quite... and you are such an angst!whore... so I'm not sure how you'll react to them ever consiling... *winks*

Thanks for reading and commenting!
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sirius_faithsirius_faith on November 24th, 2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
Rawr. I got all tense whenever the fight started to brew and bubble. I was like "Noooooo!" doing the whole dramatic movie thing 'cause I just want all three of them to be purely happy for a day. xD

But I'm a wee bit addicted to the angst as well, darn it all. Loved it. ^_^

Hope there's more soon!
Lady Bexodus: HURTtrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
I can totally see you screaming out... heheh.

Angst is so very addictive isn't it?

Oh, there's more! *leers*
Nicnicb0723 on November 24th, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)
Ah. Now this I liked. I just have to have my dungera in there somewhere or I can't handle it, lol! This is getting interesting, I love how Ry is takin charge. Loves it!
Lady Bexodus: Dunn Facepalmtrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
Ry can't always be with the boys... no matter how much he wants to be!!! *pats you*

Awesome to see YOU loving this! *dance dance*
jessica_tate: Jessica_Tate Venice Ryanjessica_tate on November 24th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
Honestly, Johnny/Ryan/Bam are not my OT3 ryan/bam/novak are, but I cannot get enough of this story. Seriously wonderful.
Lady Bexodus: Bam Book Worm BWtrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
Hrm... rec me some ryan/bam/novak... I'm there.

I love that people have been drawn into this ot3 even if they aren't fans of it from the beginning!

Thanks for reading and commenting!!!
Poopabounciness on November 24th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
*Happy Dance*
bran_ry_bam143bran_ry_bam143 on November 24th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
omg. I have been busy non stop for 2 weeks of traveling for holidays and weddings, and what a perfect thing to read when I finally got back home and it settled down a bit. aboslutly brilliant. I loved it a 110% and what I loved even more? The comment you made about pining for Wildboyz fics.*sighs* I know that feeling. haha
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persianfirepersianfire on November 24th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
another great chapter! Relationships are hard work, and god knows how the dynamics would work when the relationship envolves more than just two people like this.

it's not going to be all roses and light...it's gonna be hard for them to figure out, and this chapter really shows them learning it all, and actually talking to each other:)

I'm glad Dunn has got them to open up:)
Lady Bexodus: Dunn Shocktrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I can't even drag my eyes form your icon at the moment... *drool*

*ahem* Anyways... am ecstatic to see someone happy about the angst and relationship drama... you've no idea!

Go Dunn!
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primadonna of the gutterwriterofictions on November 24th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
Yes! Soooooo good!
Lady Bexodus: Dom Fedoratrollsttroll on November 24th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Hee... thanks!
mildly_neurotic on November 25th, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
Was away a couple days and one of the highlights of my return was seeing a continuation of this story. I don't know if I have expressed adequately enough how much this story floats my boat. From your portraly of their personalities, to the dynamics of the relationship, to just how hot these three are together, everything is just perfect IMO.
Lady Bexodus: Bam eyestrollsttroll on November 25th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
Thank you so much. That's about the limit of my reaction at this point. *squishes you*

It's so awesome to see the positive response that I've gotten to this threesome... it really is!

And I hope I can live up to perfect... ;)

Alhanna: Ville Smoking Lipsalhanna on November 25th, 2006 06:09 am (UTC)
Absolutely fucking stunning - the entire story so far darlin

I started in late on it and had - HAD - to go back to the beginnig and read all the previous chapters

And now Im waiting for the next one with baited breathe

Lady Bexodus: Bella Morte Andy Redtrollsttroll on November 25th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Glad to have reeled in another reader...

More is coming soon!
(Anonymous) on November 25th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
More please!
Haha sorry to be a lurker, but oh my gosh this is my favorite chapter yet! *Squee* I have to be sneaky because I carefully slip out my cell phone, go on the net and read this story when I’m at work. Hee, I can’t tell you how much I love reading this, Johnny is my boy, Bam’s a close second. I have to tell you, I didn’t care much for Ryan one way or the other, but the way you write all three of them is fantastic. Please, please, please don’t end it here, but if you have to, make a sequel! Especially more Johnny/Bam :)
Lady Bexodus: Knoxville Frilltrollsttroll on November 25th, 2006 11:48 am (UTC)
Re: More please!
Oh, I'm not ending it quite yet!!!

And I'm thrilled to see I lured out another lurker. *grins*

Though you hit it right on the money... even when I do end this fic... I love writing this fic!verse so much myself that'd I'd have to write a sequel...
captain15captain15 on November 25th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
When I finally think the story can't get any better.. it does! I hope this story never ends cause each chapter is well written and has something amazingly hot. Can't wait for the next part.
Lady Bexodus: Bam Looktrollsttroll on November 25th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
You are seriously making me feel bad for this fic eventually having to come to an end...

glad that you are still liking this!!!
Anna Garnywinter_818 on November 26th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
again with the
oh no

youve made me late for class

again with the totally awesome fic.

what will i do when I have no internet for three days over Christmas?
Lady Bexodus: Bam eyestrollsttroll on November 26th, 2006 07:45 am (UTC)
Re: again with the
*feels bad*

I've made you late for class multiple times?!


Well, if it's any consolation... the next chapter is going to be up in a couple of days!

THanks for reading and commenting!
Drakanaa: pornrandomxfangirl on July 26th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC)
Is this the picture Bam Bam saw?


I just read the article XD